Well maybe the Gladiator sequel isn’t your thing, maybe you’re wicked smaht and like dem apples. I wonder if there are any apples in that new Wizard of Oz prequel movie, I mean there is a witch right? I’ve low-key always wanted to see the play – I have fond memories of watching live shows at the Stratford festivals in high school. Lemme know which movie you’d like to see, I’m definitely down for some entertainment on the big screen and maybe some mischief in the cinema if you are. In the immortal words of Malcom Reynolds aka Captain Tight Pants, I aim to misbehave ;)

Oh one quick thing, thank you to the kind ladies who reached out and told me my posts have indeed entertained them. They made me flush in the face when I read them at work, enough to the point that I worried if some of my coworkers would wonder if I had been drinking at work… again. Iykyk fellow Asians. Who would’ve thought that AP English would help me get laid? Cause it certainly didn’t in high school.

Alright, main event time. I’m a 34 year old, DDF, fit, sane, non-robot, single professional guy living and working in Toronto. I am of East Asian descent and you detectives can probably infer that I was born here. I had hoped to play the ESL card at some point, but I think that’s out the window now – unless you’re into that sorta thing... Broken dirty talk, not defenestration. RIP Hans Gruber. He died hard.

One of my favourite things to do is a weekend stroll to Kensington Market. My winter go-to dish to grab is some Jamaican Jerk oxtail and pork shoulder at Rasta Pasta. #notsponsored For those who have been following my literary work, you’re probably starting to understand why I’m not shredded, proof pinned to my profile for the thirsty. I enjoy working out 6 days a week and while I like to say that I do it to look good in and out of clothes, the real reason I work out is so I can sate my appetite. I am however hoping to sate my other appetites with you ;)

Would you like to know more? I’m doing my part! Huge bonus points if you get that reference, it’s from one of my favorite sci-fi movies by Paul Verhoeven. Points may be redeemed for kinky fun and have no monetary value.

I have a strong disdain for Mondays. Not cause it’s the start of a new work week, but because it’s leg day. I’m not overtly fond of Thursdays either, but that’s because it’s second leg day. Maybe if the hobbits had a second leg day instead of second breakfasts they could’ve made it to Mordor in one book instead of three. Although there is an argument to make that Sam and Frodo’s gains would’ve weighed down the eagles. Alas, physics was my kryptonite in school, so lemme know what you think of my theory.

I am looking for a nice gal who is interested in a fwb. I value all three acts of foreplay, play and aftercare, I make it a priority to make sure you cum. I definitely got some kinks, but the one I’ll advertise for Black Friday is my disposition to being a gentle dom. Jokes aside, it is very important for me to see you as a human being first and foremost.

If you’ve found my post at all entertaining or compatible with your intentions, I’d love to hear from you. As mentioned, I have my own place so I can happily host or travel. I can also provide free parking after 17:00 during the week once my renter goes home for the day. That’s right, free parking in this economy? “By Grabthar’s hammer – What a savings.” Please read that in Alan Rickman’s voice as Dr. Lazarus.

PS I’m down to trade massages during aftercare as I’ve depleted my annual benefits. I’ve got some tight traps and forearm extensor muscles that could use some work. I have first year experience with soft tissue and deep tissue techniques. Fair amount of bonus points up for grabs if you can guess the profession I once dabbled in – hint it’s not the obvious ones. Worried about who gets to indulge first? As always, ladies first.