Mississauga/Brampton/Etobicoke - Brown, curvy/thick/plus size/bbw https://imgur.com/a/vPsahY2 functioning stoner and looking for a connection. By functioning I mean I’m fully employed, daily exercise, mani/pedi/facials, hygienic, clean weed… expect mostly the same from you. Looking for someone for daily chats and eventually in person hang outs so we can smoke together obviiiii. If you’re just looking for sex, please leave me alone. I want someone who misses or wants a genuine connection and to share experiences with. Please be willing to take it slow and anything sexual will get you instantly blocked. You must be down to smoke, laugh, hang out, try new things (there’s this kid on TikTok that eats caviar and makes it looks amazing 🤩), watch movies, listen to music and drive absurd distances to try different foods or see cool things. I’m looking for a friend that is the male version of me: caring, kind, thoughtful, respectful, hilarious, bubbly, empathic and generous. I’m genuine and you should be too.

You: Man, functioning stoner(not a deal breaker), non judgmental, 30 , SINGLE, genuine, good sense of humour, able to host. Most importantly, you’re a respectful gentleman who is also looking for a genuine friend. I can be shy sometimes so a man who has safe, inviting energy is what I’m looking for. If you’re creepy or pushy, CANCELLED.

Please remember, friendships don’t start with dick pics.

Interests: watching movies, shows, board games, cooking, scrolling tiktok and Reddit. Trying new restaurants, travelling, stand up, sharing music, relaxing, staying indoors(mostly)

Send me a message stating “I solemnly swear that I am not a pervert” and your favourite way of smoking so I know you’re interested in meeting your new bestie.

Bonus points if you work out (can I join you maybe) and if you speak Urdu (help me practice but don’t laugh or I’ll cry)