Sorry that title is just to appease the bots. But I am a huge fan of Futurama, especially senor Bender Bending Rodriguez! Truth be told I thought the show ended on a good note and while I had my misgivings about yet another revival I was delighted by episodes 6 and 7 of the latest season. Are you still following the misadventures of the Planet Express crew, or did you call it quits after Jurassic Bark? To shreds you say? Yeah… I bawled my eyes out over that episode too, that and The Luck of the Fryish. I enjoy my humour dark like my coffee, dry like my wine and cheesy like my pizza. Let’s say we grab some? And when we do, which do you prefer Badiali’s or North of Brooklyn? Let’s agree on one thing though, definitely not Panucci’s.

A bit about me, I am 34, East Asian but most importantly I am lactose tolerant, so if pizza isn’t something you’re craving, maybe tacos and nachos with a side of guac? That’s right, I lucked out twice, so I can appreciate the freshness of cilantro. So if you like pina coladas, singing in the rain and tacos maybe we’re a good match. I know the spot for fusion tacos and maybe you’ll want my crema too ;)

Hobbies I enjoy include attending live comedy shows. In light of Just for Laughs filing for bankruptcy, I’ve been fortunate with a lot of my favourite comics visiting Toronto this year. This past weekend I got to see KC Shornima perform and she killed it! She’s not as offensive as Anthony Jeselnik, but if dark quirky humor is up your alley, I cannot recommend her enough. Highlights thus far include seeing Geoffrey Asmus, Gianmarco Soresi and Jeff Arcuri with Jeff’s show being my favourite so far. I tend to enjoy smaller venues rather than the large halls, there’s just something special about a cozy packed room. I have fond memories of checking out Andrea Jin’s show at the Garrison last year and then running into her on Baldwin Street – yes I fanboyed and asked for a photo, maybe I’ll share it for verification.  

Simple pleasures I indulge in on a weekend involves a Saturday morning walk to St. Lawrence Market to grab a lobster roll at Buster’s Sea Cove #notsponsored I love to have that roll at my favourite spot in Berczy Park. I loved running by the area during the pandemic and am overjoyed that Toronto finally has a public space that invites you to sit and enjoy the ambience. In fact, I’m so fond of this park that in the summer months I sneak out for an extended lunch during work and enjoy my meal there. Psst don’t tell my boss or maybe you’ve seen me there, I’m the 5’8 Asian fella in glasses =P Fridays there are particularly great when a busker comes out to play some classical tunes on his piano adding to said ambience. The fountain is particularly magical in the evenings when it lights up. Lemme know if you wanna meet there! The beef khao soi at the Sukhothai next door is one of my favourites. No peanut allergies here either!

I am located downtown Toronto near a major subway station and am able to travel or host. I am a clean individual by nurture and nature. I’ve been told my place looks like a 2014 IKEA showroom; I’m all about that minimalistic monochromatic aesthetic – only 3 shades of grey here. The couch has been broken in and makes for a great place to start.

I’m looking for a friend with benefits, a nice gal that is looking for a cocktail of good laughs, food and recreational cardio. If we get down with the horizontal cardio, maybe some vertical; fair warning, I love to tease during foreplay with pleasure denial pushing you to your limit before acquiescing. Afterwards, I’m a big fan of cuddles and have strong veiny arms to cradle you in with a sturdy chest for you to rest your head on. If that sounds like something you’d be interested in send me a chat or DM. SFW photos on my profile in case you wanna take a peek.