Hi Reddit,
It's me that tubby bearded mediocre white man.
I made a couple of posts about birthday fun, because the last few years were kind of garbage for my birthday, if you want you can go find them to read.
There were a surprising amount messages and birthday greetings.
Over the course of the few days there was: dinner, a brunch, cheesecake, some drinks & live music. There was also a book launch (i think, still not certain exactly what it was, but book related), that I ended up bailing on because I accidently had a nap that lasted way too long (once again, i'm sorry C).
While the meets were platonic, sadly no sexy times, there were butt grabs, several occasions of butt grabs. Mostly me grabbing, mine was also grabbed in a quid pro quo arrangement, but I don't really have an ass*, so they got the worse end of the deal.
Anyway, once again thanks Reddit. Theddit.
Stay tuned, soup season is upon us, and I am unable to make a reasonable amount of soup, and will need help eating it.
*So like 10-15 years ago, I met this Irish woman while drinking with friends, maybe at the Black Dice, we were out having smoke (as was the style back then). I briefly turned to look at something. When I turned back, she told me I had no ass, then asked me to turn around, and then she and her friend confirmed my lack of ass. Then we made out while waiting for her friends to arrive at the Chinese place because our cab arrived first. Since then several other people have told me about my lack of ass. If you have any glute excerises, to try and build myself a grabbable ass let me know.
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