Before the Francophiles interject, despite my mauvais Francais, I am well aware it’s supposed to be omelette aux fromage. However, as a product of the 90s, I grew up on Dexter’s Laboratory and this scene lives in my memory rent free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW3-9gdjYA Lemme know which of Genndy Tartakovsky’s works you enjoy most! I absolutely loved Primal!

Now that I have your curiosity, let’s see if I can hold your attention.

I’m a 34 year old professional living and working in downtown Toronto. I’ve got a place to myself near a central and conveniently located subway station. I’m happy to travel or to play host. Important details that may interest you, 5’8, 160 lbs, single, fit and DDF. I am clean and shaved, personal hygiene is a huge priority for me. I like to look good and smell good; which is why I work out regularly. My current daily scent is Boss Bottled, I love a warm gourmand scent once the weather turns chilly. As for my background, I am East Asian, born and raised here in Canada – aka a banana.

A simple pleasure I look forward to is after a Saturday morning leg day, which I never skip – I head out to my favourite spot for a proper French croissant. I mean is there anything the French don’t do better? Omelettes, fries, kisses, everything is better en Francais! Afterwards, I stroll over to Farmboy and pick up a cut of Australian wagyu to dry-brine and sear on a cast-iron for dinner. I hope you like your cast-iron seasoned like Ali Wong in her new Netflix special! I like my steaks medium rare – cause I’m not a monster; well maybe, but only in bed ;)

I’m looking for a fwb, a nice gal who is interested in casual sex, preferably something on-going. A great first meet for me would be at a café to get to know you and do the whole vibe check. If we engage in some hijinks, I love to tease in foreplay along with pleasure denial before moving to the main course. For dessert, I enjoy intimacy in my aftercare. I’m a big fan of cuddles and the aforementioned French kissing. If you enjoy large sweaters to cozy up in, I have some Reigning Champ navy blue (my favourite colour) terry sweaters that are super comfortable for you to snuggle in.

I do have some sfw photos of myself pinned on my profile and am happy to exchange others for verification either here or on Snapchat. I have muscular arms and a thick back in case you’re curious and have pics ^^. I love a good rally of banter and hope you do too, that’s right I have an affinity for racquet sports too; stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. I have a preference for fun-sized gals and bubbly personalities.

Well if you’ve made it to this point I’m glad I succeeded in capturing your attention, so by all means shoot me a message! Topics I enjoy discussing include travel and history. I made the trek to Iceland and Portugal earlier this year and am planning to visit Mont St. Michel in France next year. It would be like visiting the real life inspiration for Minas Tirith! Yes I’m a fantasy nerd, I love rewatching The Lord of the Rings trilogy especially over the holiday season. Two Towers is my favourite. And no, I did not enjoy the Hobbit movies.

PS Thank you to the folks that reach out and say I made them laugh. It makes me happy to know that even if we’re not a match I brightened someone’s day.