So I’m looking to pull off the diamond heist of the century. I’m a good conversationalist (at least I like to think so). This should get me into the vault. What I need is someone to be the muscles in case the proverbial shit hits the fan. That’s where you come in. Anyways, have a think about it. Let me know, I’ve got some ideas jotted down on a cocktail napkin.

In the meantime, a bit about me. 40, dead married and not looking to change (yadda yadda yadda) , working professional. Love the work that I do. I’m an active person - love to run, love to be outside. Personality wise, very empathetic while simultaneously being very sarcastic. I try not to get too bogged down the ongoings of the world and instead always try approaching life and challenges with optimism.

I’m a dominant person without being dominating, smart without being a smart ass.

As for you, equally good conversationalist , similar married/dead bedroom situation, Look forward to hearing back (fingers crossed) and if not, no sweat , hope you enjoy the day.