Hi,

I'm looking for a friend with benefits that I can chat with throughout the day and build sexual tension with until our schedules align and we can meet up for some good ol' unfettered fucking. I'm a busy individual, but I do feel like I have a lot to offer in terms of fun in and outside of the bedroom. I'm pretty nerdy and a chilled out person, mostly, lol.

Physically speaking, I don't think I'd disappoint? Long, dark hair, brown eyes, medium build, average height. I work out regularly and take pride in my appearance and hygiene.

I'm looking for someone in their 30's (sorry, I was a freaking moron in my 20's and am not looking for games). Someone who is driven and passionate about their career, identifies as Canadian, nice features, and doesn't categorize themselves as a "short king". LOL! Sorry, just my preferences.

I'm happy to discuss what I'm into in private if I get a sense that you're not going to murder me and throw my corpse into Lake Ontario.

Please respond with a SFW picture, a description of yourself, and whatever else you think might set you apart from the 200 messages I'm going to get. Dick pics and one word greetings will get you a swift DECLINE (because it tells me you can't read and I like people who at least pretend to be literate) :)