Hi reddit ✌️ what the title said: I’m looking for a particular kind of arrangement with a particular kind of person. I’m aware it might take a while to find the right match, so if this post is still up, then it means I’m still open to hearing from you.

I have a pretty intense oral fixation and I really enjoy giving head, particularly the challenge of a dick that’s too big for me to handle. Lately I’ve been thinking it would be nice to find someone to suck off on the regular. That being said, I don’t like getting on my knees for just anyone. Personality-wise I’m smart and outspoken — aka love to talk shit and give men a hard time — so you’ll need to be able to spar with me verbally (and win occasionally) if I’m going to be submissive for you. I want someone who enjoys the process of putting me in my place with the right mix of flirtation, banter, praise, degradation, pleasure, pain, physical domination, etc. Not to be dramatic, but I’m pretty confident in my head game and if you can get me in the right mood I will rock your fucking world.

This would be on an ongoing basis. I’m mainly interested in giving head with no reciprocation needed, although I’m open to sex sometimes as well. Ideally I’ll drop by your apartment (or maybe office?) a couple times a week, depending on timing and proximity. I’m not looking for a relationship and I don’t want us to have any romantic obligations to each other, but I do expect to be taken out for a drink/date every so often as a courtesy. After all, if you can’t be a gentleman to me in the streets, why should I let you dominate me in the sheets? 👼

Me: late twenties, Asian, 5’9”, long hair, slim thick. I think most people would say I’m good-looking but I’ll let you judge for yourself. I tend to enjoy chatting about nerdy or creative interests and having general philosophical discussions on art, life, etc.

You: 25-40, tall, attractive, located in downtown Toronto and can host. Confident in your size — the bigger the better. Dominant, well-spoken, a brat-tamer type. These are all non-negotiables. I tend to like men with dry humour and lots of ego. Bonus if you like to smoke weed.

If you’re interested and fit the bill, please DM me with your age, height, neighbourhood/location, what you like to do for fun, your favourite story (any medium — book/film/anime/etc) and why, and a sfw pic of yourself. Don’t expect a reply from me if you miss any of the above. This is also maybe one of the only times you’ll see a girl on reddit say that dick pics are welcome, but I meant it when I said that size matters.

If I’m interested, I’ll send a pic back and we can go from there. I’ll also want to trade face pics before we meet, but we can do that either here on reddit or over snapchat or instagram. I expect us to meet in person, in public first before considering anything further from there. Have any questions for me? Ask away, I’m an open book.

If you got here to the end, thanks for reading and I hope to hear from you 😊