Ladies - are you tired of sifting through dud after dud looking for someone to spend time with? Ever think to yourself "I really want to have fun with someone, but I just really can't stand living with someone right now?" Well look no further! I’m just an average white dad-bod kind of guy in an ENM relationship and looking for a more FWB / casual dating. Would ideally enjoy finding a curvy couch-potato girl.
This sub seems to be dominated by younger people (30 or under), so I’m specifically looking for people at least 30. So let me dispel your fears - as long as you’re not at risk of falling and breaking a hip, you’re probably in my age range. In fact, if the clock is 10pm and you want to go out to a club - don’t call me cause I’m probably already in bed!
“But what if he thinks I’m too fat?” More of you to love, baby! I feel like I might have a type :)
“But what if he thinks I’m too ugly?” You’re almost definitely not. I don’t know who hurt you, and I’m sorry.
“But what if he thinks I’m too old?” Can I get in on your senior citizen discount?
“I hate going out and I’m poor!” Good news - so am I!
“Hey do you actually have women respond to your post?” - yes, twice.
If you’re comfortable in your own skin and sitting at home with your cat feeling bored or lonely, what have you got to lose? I quite enjoy actually talking to people and getting to know them a little before I agree to meeting them - I think it’s because I grew up in a time when meeting people online was new and people were convinced I was going to be murdered.
If my post made you laugh or at least roll your eyes, than mission accomplished. Think about how great I must be in actual conversations!
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