You look through my post and profile and decide to send me a message. We chat for a bit and you realize that I'm sarcastically funny, I like listening to and playing music, and you find me entertaining. We meet for a drink (martinis, perhaps?), then maybe an evening walk while sharing a joint if you're so inclined.
Feeling emboldened afterwards, you decide to...
... throw me down onto the bed so you can sit on my face until you've suffocated me (turn to page 3)
... kiss slowly until your body is aching to be touched, and you have me slowly, slowly lay you down and let me go down on you to your heart's content (turn to page 12)
... have me bend you over the couch and eat you out from behind until you soak my face (turn to page 35)
... take my guitar and throw it into the lake because no one should ever play Desperado with that much love (turn to page 50)
Sound like fun? 😁 I'm looking to have a fun time with someone. Look - more than anything, I'd love to spend some time having fun with a nice person. If you like to laugh and be silly, that's most important. Send me a message and two me what page you would turn to, or make up your own ending.
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