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45M4F - anyone looking for one night stand?
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BrilliantInfinite659 is a male age 45 looking for a female in Toronto
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Appearance: this night stand is a sturdy fellow, made of thick wood. His surface is smooth, with a few subtle scratches and dents—a testament to his years of service. His legs are thick and reliable, firmly planted on the ground. A single drawer sits in his chest, its brass handle slightly worn from countless late-night fumblings.

Personality: this night stand is dependable, like that friend who always shows up when you need them. He’s a silent listener, witnessing your bedtime stories, secrets, and midnight snacks. His top holds a lamp, casting a warm glow that soothes your soul. When you accidentally knock over a glass of water, he doesn’t complain—just absorbs the spill and keeps your books dry.

Hobbies: this night stand enjoys holding your phone charger, a stack of unread novels, and that forgotten to-do list. He’s not much of a talker, but he’s great at keeping your essentials within arm’s reach. Sometimes, he dreams of being a tree again, swaying in the in the moonlight, but he’s content being your bedside confidant.

Relationship Status: Single. This night stand hasn’t found his matching nightstand yet, but he’s patient. Maybe one day, he’ll meet a lovely dresser or a charming armoire. Until then, he’ll continue supporting your midnight adventures and silently cheering you on.

So there you have it—Cedric, the steadfast nightstand with a heart of wood and a drawer full of secrets! 🌙

Sfw pic https://imgur.com/kP5Bdmw

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