What started out as an adventure and an exploration has turned into a reliable coping method for when my anxiety flares up. I'm feeling unusually stressed right now, and getting my face slowly and intensely fucked until my brain is all scrambled would be a welcome escape.

I'm off work tomorrow and I'll be home alone, so my plan is to take a long hot bath, smoke a joint, put on just the right music, and then masturbate while someone comes over, quietly lets themselves in, silently uses my throat for a good long while, then quietly lets themselves out to go on about their day. No talking please, I'm way too shy and awkward and that'll kill the vibe for me. Just come in and do your thing, I'll already be naked on my bed, fingering myself.

I'm not looking for any kind of reciprocation or other activities. I really just want to get my throat fucked while I get myself off, nothing more or less. There are rules below, and they will absolutely affect your odds, so I'm basically giving you a cheat sheet. Too easy, right? Please read thoroughly! Or don't. It's your barbecue. 🤷‍♀️

Me: 23f, 5'3, thin, white, with shoulder length light blonde hair and freckles. Not the outwardly sexy type, more the clumsy dorky shy type. I clean up well though. I can host in North York.

You: At least 35, fit, exceptionally hygienic, respectful, experienced with long extended facefucking. In or near North York, and able to come to me.

Rules:

• Please be over 35 and reasonably fit. Race / height / weight aren't important, I'm really barely going to see you anyway.
• Please be available to come to North York tomorrow (4/29), probably sometime between 10am - 1pm.
• Please don't send dick pics.
• Seriously, please do not send dick pics.
• Please don't send crude / vulgar / degrading messages.
• Please do send a polite, well-written message with at least a couple of sentences describing yourself and what I can expect from our time together.
• Last but not least, please pick an album you'd put on to fuck my mouth. I'll be basing my selection on how well our music tastes line up, and if I pick you, I'll have your selection playing when you show up. This tells me something interesting about you, and also lets me know you read this novel of a post.