New Year’s Eve was our first delve into playing with others together. It’s been a blast - but the elusive unicorn has been just that. Elusive and mythical.

We are posting here for two reasons. If you are a single lady who wants to join a couple…let’s chat. And the second is that a ton of people messaging asking if we have had luck.

So let’s start with the stats. We joined an app as well as been posting on here since Jan 1. We have set up times to meet unicorns 23 times and not one has showed up.

For our safety and the potential partner we try and meet Saturday nights at the sex club when single men are not allowed. 22 of the set ups seemed cool with that.

We had one scary experience where we were meeting someone at a coffee shop. They no showed and we saw a car circling around. And then they messaged “lol” and blocked us.

And then there are the couples who plan to meet at the club. We are 2/7 to date. A lot of funny excuses like “we didn’t see you” when we were the only couple having sex in the middle of the room and we are hard to miss based on our descriptions.

But the good news. The club. We have had a blastttttt. We haven’t partaken in any full swaps with other couples even though the invites have been there. It’s been fun where the girls play together. And being watched/watching. People there are a mixed bag but haven’t had one bad situation. Your best success for playing with others is to go where others are playing already!

Key take aways for couples. Be prepared for lots of flakes and fakes. We don’t show our face in any pics for that reason. Don’t give out home address. Try and meet at natural grounds. And be prepared for no-shows.

As for us. We are white, no kids, 40/43 and just love fun sex. She squirts, loves anal and creampies. Enjoys bondage and some mild/medium pain.

She is slim and petite. Perky b cups. Brunette. Shaved.

He is very tall with a big/husky/chubby build. Well groomed and very clean.

We have a membership to m4 and we tend to play only in Saturday nights. Both for life timing and for the crowd.

Are you a fun unicorn? Let’s chat.