Hello,

Felt like making a title that's a little cheesier, guess its a playful kind of night. I'm seeking a man with tact, capable of carrying a conversation. If you choose to interact with me, just know that potential intimacy is implied so... you don't need to open with your dick size (and size is far far far from the top of priorities I seek in a sexual experience)

Fan of the white, blue collar, big dirty, pervy boys. Age isn't a huge concern but anything below 29 will be hard pressed to find me interested unless you and I can miraculously hit it off. I am open though, being a domme, leading the sex & teaching can be fun with the right guy. BUT, men my age or a little older tickle my fancy as there are more things we potentially have in common.

Not really fan of vanilla people. I'm quite kinky, I enjoy new experiences and trying out new kinky things (introducing toys, pegging, watersports, domming, subbing, sex clubs etc). Honestly, it's not worth trying to message me of you don't know what you like or feel like you can pretend to be into the same shit just to get laid.

I'd like to ask, if you are not willing to send me a selfie (I will reciprocate) please dont message me. Id prefer to get that out of the way and cut to the chase. I will not flirt with you to get one or engage if you do not send me a selfie. Let's establish a physical attraction and then gallop into the sandy, beachy sexy sunset.

Quick stats: I'm 5'7, check my profile I have tattoo pics, I don't drive cause... I'm sorry. Big fan of Joe Rogan, Kill Tony, Shane Gillis, Theo Von, Duncan Trussell, UFC (literally soft core porn for women) Teenage Euthanasia, Adventure Time, Futurama and just an all around YouTube viewing whore. Plant mommy, cyclist, concert lover, down for coffee dates, seeking casual, safe & clean fun. I do not under any circumstance seek married men, a quick fuck you to all the cheating scumbags on here.

Thanks. Tty shortly. It's also nearky 4:30 am, so I will probably wait till the morn to respond but ya.