Now that I have the Seinfeld enthusiasts' attention... This is somewhat of a re-post. The original was deleted due to me not posting my age in the title... so now you know. It's somewhat bizarre for a 30's-passing woman-child to be asssociated with that number, but here we are. I had some great convos (One so great, they felt the needed to delete a 7-year account the next day.), but nothing solidified.

I'm looking for 1 person I can call my man... a boyfriend if you will. NOT looking for FWB since that has become code for NSA, so don't ask. Someone I can feel comfortable getting emotionally attached to... and I will... stage 5 clinger here. A best friend and best lover.

Now that I've lost 99% of you. I have huge boobs and a big round butt if you're into that sort of thing. Chubby yet athletic since I've worked out intensly most of my life. Somewhere between curvy and BBW depending on your height and your opinion. I'm 5'4". Long dark wavy hair with amber eyes and fair skin... we will need to plan in summer to avoid sunburn. Would love to find someone to bike around with and go to Hanlan's with this summer (but not Oasis).

I'm usually animated and fun to be around. Overly GGG if I'm into you. I can cook (culinary degree). Good singer. Love doggos and they love me. Love comedy... Currently obsessed with Kill Tony (google it) and all dark comedy. Have lived internationally and not from Ontario.

I know there will be alot of messages from catfish/guys looking for pussy/people who are just bored and are looking for attention or "thought I sound cool", but are not interested in a relationship or even meeting so I will only reply to people I believe are sincere that their looking for a girlfriend.

Not interested in anyone looking to "Bag a MILF" (No kids so you couldn't anyways.), so prefer someone who's at least in their 30's. Again... and I can't stress this enough. I'm looking for a strong emotional connection with someone. Ask yourself if you want to date me before messaging me.

As an experiment (and further screen) do not send me any photos but do give me a strong physical description, tell me what you're looking for, some things you like to do, anything that makes you interesting, what appealed to you about my post (be honest), and if you are in fact interested in possibly dating me. Code word Banana for the bots.