I don't know an exact word for this- I'm looking for something chill and touch-based. Maybe we grab coffee first or meet at Othership, sauna and compete at ice baths. Maybe we massage each other, or do two person restorative yoga. Drink some tea, bit of shrooms (optional) and chat about life or make-out and meditate or stretch our hamstrings. Maybe it becomes a clothing optional 80s dance party (that's not a euphemism, that sounds like fun.)
Something sensual; an interesting connection but I'm not really here looking to get laid.
Me:
-tall, chubby middle age mom; set your expectations accordingly -massage practitioner, perpetually touch hungry -happily married, open -probably not a great dancer; do love New Wave -used to be well-travelled and vaguely interesting but mostly just wistful these days -can muddle through a yoga class, with neither grace nor poise -likes cycling, art, unusual, unexpected a/o awkward moments of intimacy with strangers
You:
-can host in Toronto, have a little bit of floor space -are a good conversationalist; creative -are ideally over 30 -are something somatic. I don't know what. A body worker, do a lot of yoga? Maybe you just meditate a lot? You are in touch with your body and are able to touch and support someone else's -are funny and passionate about something (though I will say I am deeply, deeply UNinterested in anime, video games, or cryptocurrency, without exception)
Should this happen to interest you, tell me your favourite 80s song and about yourself; elaborate on the nights schedule of events. No penis photos.
Also, please don't tell me you are some kind of 23 year old yoni massage expert or kama sutra tantric guru; I swear I will explode into a pile of world weary dust.
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