Now that I have the Seinfeld enthusiasts' attention, My name is not George :P

I'm looking for 1 person I can call my man... a boyfriend if you will. NOT looking for FWB since that has become code for NSA, so don't ask. Someone I can feel comfortable getting emotionally attached to... and I will... stage 5 clinger here. Insecure attachement style due to a shitty childhood and/or because I'm a Pisces. It's a real chicken or the egg conundrum.

In my 40's currently unemployed but do not live with my parents.

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Now that I've lost 99% of you. I have huge boobs and butt if you're into that sort of thing. Chubby yet athletic since I've worked out intensly most of my life. Somewhere between curvy and BBW depending on your height and your opinion. I'm 5'4". People are super into my hair and eyes. Both dark with fair skin... we will need to plan in summer to avoid sunburn. Would love to find someone to bike around with and go to Hanlan's with this summer (but not Oasis).

I'm usually animated and fun to be around. Overly GGG if I'm into you. I can cook. Good singer. Love doggos and they love me. Love comedy... Currently obsessed with Kill Tony. If that triggers you don't message me but feel free to comment on someone else's comment on their Reddit page.

I know there will be alot of messages from catfish/guys looking for pussy/people who are just bored and are looking for attention or "thought I sound cool", but are not interested in a relationship or even meeting so I will only reply to people I beleive are sincere that their looking for a girlfriend.

Not interested in anyone looking to "Bag a MILF" (No kids and not looking to breed fyi.), so prefer someone who's at least in their 30's. Again... and I can't stress this enough. I'm looking for a strong emotional connection with someone. Ask yourself if you want to date me before messaging me.

As an experiment (and further screen) do not send me any photos but do give me a strong physical description, tell me what you're looking for, some things you like to do, anything that makes you interesting, what appealed to you about my post (be honest), and if you are in fact interested in possibly dating me. Code word Banana for the bots.