In brief: woke up super horny and would love to meet a kind human interested in helping me fix that. Free after 3pm today and 5pm tomorrow. More about me below…

Howdy 🤠

I’m an AFAB enby* with my "factory settings" intact. Appearance wise, I'm average height; have an average-to-curvy body (with armpit and leg hair, fyi); and long black hair. I usually receive the most compliments on my eyes and my smile...and also my ass, lol.

I'm looking to connect with someone considerate, affectionate, and lighthearted who’s also feeling spontaneous. I can't host, so I'm hoping you can. Also down to split the cost of a hotel room.

Let's meet for a quick coffee to see if we vibe, and if things are feeling good, maybe we can get cheeky. If things get sexy, aftercare/cuddling is a must for me.

Really attracted to people who are thoughtful and curious, but who also don't take themselves too seriously. I prefer folks in the 27-55 age range. I’m bisexual — mostly attracted to queer men, but generally too slutty to have a type.

I’m funny, affable, and well spoken. Pretty pervy but super tender. Really into making you feel special. Big capybara energy. I’m into music, video games, theatre, long walks, and spending time with friends. Some fluctuating interests include needlepoint, dance, and learning languages.

Tested every 3 months, practice safer sex, fully vaxxed against COVID; mpox; and HPV.

Shoot me a nice message (chat strongly preferred) with an intro if you're interested. Please be ready to send some face photos if we start chatting.

FYI I'm in a long-term non-monogamous relationship. You don't have to be non-monog as well, but sharing for transparency. Yes, my partner knows what I'm up to :-)

*if you’re unsure what this means, please just Google it and do not message me asking to educate you.