Heyy everyone! Guess what!? It's Saturday night and we're a bunch of losers hahaha. Well not really, but if I'm posting this, and you're reading this annnd it's Sat night then "we're all in this together" haha.

I've replied to F4M posts before and found myself in an incomprehensible sea of DMs. What's a guy to do!?? Answer: write the post of his life, one that's so funny and so inspiring that at least one of the 8 girls on this sub send a message.

Storytime: woman meets guy, talks to him for a month, meets up, has a few dates, then finally decides to go to second base. Guess what happens!? It's not a good dick. AHHHH. WHYYYYYY! Honestly, I don't know how y'all can deal with the disappointment. Enter stage r: (haha) we should hang out! The good news is that in addition to having the best dick in Toronto, I'm also gl, chill, respectful, attain enthusiastic consent annnd understand and embrace the concept that consent can be withdrawn at any time.

I'm 45 but typically date/pick-up women in their 20s; I have youthfull looks and the confidence of a guy with the best dick in Toronto. Wait, what? How is it possible to have the BEST dick in Toronto?? Well, it's like the lottery, someone has to win, and in fact, since you're reading this -- YOU'Ve won the lottery. hahahaha That just came to me.

So, last detail: I live in the beaches and I can host tonight (my kid lives with me and she's out for the night). It's somewhat like an eclipse -- it happens pretty frequently, so it's not like, a miracle, but it is pretty cool. I'll refine: it's like a full-moon.

So, just like on a regular full-moon, let's get a lil crazy??? If you enjoyed reading this post, there's another 2 mins of fun where thAt came from!!!!!

Ps. I'm also jacked and have tattoos.

PPs. Happy to voice verify, facetime and share insta.

Lemme knoww

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