I’m honestly not that clever. I heard that line in a movie and laughed way too hard. But in all honesty…. I do eat ass.

I enjoy kink and Dominance. I take the lead and have fun in the bedroom. The goal is to have you laying on soaked sheets as you mumble like an idiot as you have no blood in your brain anymore.

You know. Sex drunk!

Looks wise. I’m probably a 5 but my personality makes me an 11. I super chilled and easy to talk to. A gentleman in every fashion….even when putting you ball gag on.

Oh. And I only use fair trade organic non gmo lube.

I’m white. Very tall. I will make you feel like a tiny person. And if you are already a tiny person I will very much enjoy that and petite is a huge turn on for me.

My house is in Toronto. Near a major street. I have a car. A life. An ability to cook you nice dinner. And if we really hit it off we can vacation together.

Or we can just be bedroom fanatics.

What am I looking for? Who knows. I’m single. I work a lot. It’s ski season. I’m hitting the gym to get less fat. So sure I can build a relationship. Or I can keep it casual. Really depends what we are both after.

If I sound like your Prince Charming let’s get the ball rolling by telling me more about, if you like Christmas and what’s the best ice cream flavour.