It's almost December and you all know what that means?

Que that spooky Halloween cassette we had as kids in the 90s

Holiday parties. Gatherings. Seeing family you forgot existed.

And worst of all........potlucks. mother. freaking. potlucks. The Devil's meal, we in the biz call it. That special occasion where someone says "oh just being anything" then finishes the sentence with "I hope it tastes good 😉". What do you bring? Cake? No that's too complicated and time consuming. A roast? With today's prices? Are you a millionaire? I got it - some kind of hipster vegan salad with berries no one can pronounce, and a leafy green that tastes like you're eating bitter soil.

It's enough to make you go crazy, sell all your assets, and leave the country without notice so you can live the rest of your life in isolation - free of the burdons of social responsibility....until the locals invite you to.... another potluck.

What are you going to do? Give up? Change your identity? Cut both your hands off so you're not obligated to make anything? Well I got a better idea! Learn how to make pasta to impress your friends AND enemies!

For anyone who has seen my services, you may be familiar with what I offer. If this is your first time seeing my services, feel free to check out my older posts or, send me a DM!

My services include:

1) Teaching you how to make pasta 2) Teaching you how to make pasta sauce 3) That's it.

Essentially, you tell me if you have allergies, I tell you what we can make, I come over and make it, as well as teaching you how to make it. While the sauce simmers and we have a bit of downtime, you use this as an opportunity to practice hosting. If you want to play a game, let's game. If you want to do a mini d&d campaign, let's roll the dice. If you want to play an instrument, sing, show me some art, or really anything - you tell me!

This is open to individuals OR groups. If you have multiple people that want to learn, just let me know!

If you have any other questions for me, don't hesitate to ask. I'm fairly accommodating and understanding.

Disclaimer:

1) No vegan or gluten free pasta. 2) You don't need to pay anything. 3) If you have a last minute change of plans I need to know a minimum of 2 hours before we start. 4) If you book a solo and you have unwanted company over during our time, please let me know with as much notice as possible. 5) My services are primarily Saturday/Sunday, but other dates can be arranged.

And most importantly 6) The point of this is not to be some sexy hookup service. I do this because I like to meet people, learn about their interests, show them how to make pasta, and have a bit of fun doing it. I will consider any offer, as long as it's honest. I love to do this in the company of eccentric, eclectic, or esoteric people. If you want to DM me because you just want sex - I encourage you to look somewhere else.