Edit: I saw @depravedslut4u meta post and realized how much sense it makes to be specific about your preferences!

So...

Ideally you are 30-40. I prefer curves, either fit or not. I just like having something to grab ya know? Hygiene hygiene hygiene. Esthetically I don't have a preference for shaved or bare but I have a hardline for hygiene. This preference might be odd, but I really like subby starfish pillow princess types. Just lay back and lemme work baby ;)

Original post begins below :)

Good afternoon to all the lovely sex goddess angels lurking in the shadows making men's dreams come true one at a time!!

ANYWAYS

I am a perfectly sane, emotionally mature, logical, and stable dude. (I know exactly what a sociopath would say amiright?!?!) I am 6'1 220lbs, big, strong, and handsome as hell. Women stare all the time at the grocery store and its awkward

I am a chef, restaurateur, small business guy.

Here are a couple promises I can make outright.

I will see you as an equal, with integrity and much more than an object.

I will 100% respect your boundaries, and they can change as often as you need to be comfortable with a total stranger.

My home will be clean, not gross, my bathroom as well.

I am actually single. Not cheating. Not hiding anything. (Sorry to the aspiring homewreckers out here!)

I am single by choice. Not because I am undateable or undesirable.

I am not a fan of Andrew Tate.

I won't talk to you about crypto or nfts.

I can host. I am REALLY good in bed. My hygiene is on point 24/7. I am great at flirting and breaking the ice!

I believe very strongly in after care. A damp towel for your forehead, cuddles and soft gentle caresses. I'll bring you back to real life slowly and gently.

I have snacks and drinks, a big comfy couch, blankets and pillows.

I mean, its Monday and I feel like you could easily level up your evening with a single dm.

Try me, you'll love it ;)