The last time I committed to someone was back in the Jurassic era, AKA pre-Tinder - or so it feels like. We were together for five years and engaged for 18 months before we realized we had outgrown each other. Since then, I've been playing the field and having a good time with some amazing women. Some of them could have been more, but we never quite made it to that point. And that point is going away with them to see how they are on vacation, TRUST me this is the best way to see who someone really is. Red flags can hide on dates, but they can’t hide when you are sharing a hotel room for an extended period of time.

Now, don't let what may appear to be a spotty romantic history give you the wrong idea. I'm absolutely open to the idea of something real, and I have no fears or anxieties about loving someone or someone loving me. Because love is a fucking awesome thing. I don’t understand how so many people can be so scared of it. Sure you could get hurt, but isn’t that just, you know, life…random chaos beyond our control?

I think the reason I’m still single is that most women I meet get frustrated with me because I'm not in a rush to settle down. In fact, I'm happy to be single for the rest of my life if need be. I refuse to settle for just anyone.

I want to feel like I got struck by f'n LIGHTNING!

And that tends to scare a lot of people off, but if it doesn't scare you, then read on.

Here is the lowdown on me.

I'm 5'11", lead an active lifestyle. I'm a kind-hearted person with a critical mind. I'm not afraid to question something if it doesn't add up, and I don't care about being popular. I'm a big believer in living in the gray area - you know, that space between black and white? It seems like most people these days are reactionary or binary thinkers, but I refuse to be an NPC/algorithm.

Professionally, I'm a budding creative producer. I'm passionate about storytelling and creating art that moves people. Before that, I was one of my industry's most in-demand sales and marketing consultants, but I lost my taste for it. And wanted to flex my creative muscles. So, I started my own content development and management company, I produce feature films, TV/streaming shows, podcasts, and other creatively driven projects.

When I'm not crushing it for my clients or unleashing my creative superpowers, you can bet your bottom dollar that I'm geeking out over anything and everything related to art. I'm talking about epic sci-fi flicks, binge-worthy streaming series, graphic novels, and podcasts. Basically, if it's got a great story, I'm there for it!

When it comes to music, I have a wide range of tastes. I consider the Queens of The Stone Age to be the greatest band on the planet. But there might be days you might catch me vibing on some classic 90s R&B. But hey, variety is the spice of life, right?

I also love good conversation with friends over cold beers and tasty eats. I love to eat out, check out new spots. Whether hole in the wall or Michelin rated. I'm always down to try new things and travel to new places. I'm not a vegan or vegetarian, but I do try to eat healthy - lots of plant-based meals and smoothies.

Now, let's talk about what I'm looking for in a partner. I prefer women under 35 but no younger than 23. A mature woman, you know, someone who’s only hobbies/interests are NOT drinking/clubbing and shopping. Because those just aren’t hobbies, no matter how many of you ladies opt to list them as such in your online dating profiles.

Oh, and no kids, I prefer someone who doesn’t smoke but this is not a deal breaker.

I need someone who's warm and caring like me, same energy, basically a human-sized heating pad. Honesty and communication are big for me, so if you're into playing games or ghosting, feel free to circle back when you get your shit together. If you're into fitness and healthy eating, that's a major plus. But don't worry, I won't judge you for ordering a side of fries (I might even steal one or two).

I find an intelligent woman who is well-read to be a major turn-on, so if you can hold your own in a debate and give me a good run on game night, we're off to a good start. And if you also have a little bit of that entrepreneurial spirit in you, be prepared for me to start pitching you business ideas so that one day we can take over the world! Or at least our own little corner of it.

When it comes to the bedroom, or anywhere else, and I mean anywhere else you want to get down, I'm pretty open-minded, adventurous, passionate, inventive, and always up for some experimentation. Even a little role-play from time to time. And I'm a pleaser, it turns me on BIG TIME to meet the needs of my partner. I'll go down on you with the same frequency and fervor as the classic hipster goes down on Avocado toast. Here is hoping you are just as enthusiastic about returning the favour. Feel free to break the ice with your own tortured metaphor.

And I truly believe that a woman's sexual history doesn't matter. What matters more is that she is well adjusted and comfortable with her sexuality and rewarded by it. And in my opinion the whole "body count" narrative of today, is nothing more than a convenient double standard.

So, if you're a warm, nurturing, fiercely independent woman who wants a partner who will challenge you intellectually, support your goals, and fulfill your emotional, romantic, and naughtier needs, hit me up.