So, this is more spontaneous than my past posts. I doubt I'll leave it up after I've found what I'm looking for, so if you happen to see this in the next few hours and feel like you're a good match for what I'm after, then skippety doo.

I'm stressed out and having a tough few weeks. I'm going to be out late tonight at a family dinner I'm really dreading, and I'm going to need to decompress. My roommate will be gone early tomorrow morning, and I'll have the apartment to myself, so I'm looking for someone to come over around 7am or so, and fuck me while I'm still pretty much asleep. I'll leave the door unlocked, and you can just come on in and find me – I'll give you a signal to let you know everything's good and consensual, but beyond that I'm pretty much going to retreat into my own little world and let you do all the hard work. I'm hoping for the kind of sex that's really intense and aggressive, but also not rough or degrading, so if that's not too contradictory and nonsensical for you, then great. I don't want to make out or give or receive any oral or anything like that; I honestly barely want to move at all. Like I said, I'll still be like 95% asleep. Maybe you can just start by giving me a massage, and work your way up to a long, slow, deep, intense, steady, sweaty, groggy fuck. And no talking at all, please and thanks.

Me:

• 22f, 5'3, thin, white, shoulder length light blonde hair. Bookish and awkward. Normally fun and positive, but currently anxious and stressed to the max.

You:

• In your 30s, fit, quiet, and fantastic-smelling. In or near North York. Height unimportant; in fact, short guys very welcome.

Rules:

• Please be in your 30s, smell nice, and be okay with wearing a condom.
• Please be available to come to North York tomorrow morning around 7am.
• Please don't send crude / vulgar / degrading messages. Being polite, well-written, descriptive and thoughtful will do the trick.
• Please don't send dick pics.

That's it, easy peasy. Best of luck, I'm gonna go have a shower now.