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You read that right ladies. Some boys just want to have fun. Recently was cheated on. Caught my pet stray cat that typically comes to eat food from my cigarette tray outside licking its behind on the neighbour’s lawn. In shambles and just want somebody to take my mind off all that.
Me: recently lost a pound or two from crying, under 6’, hairy and abnormally shaped.
You: not picky on ethnicity, age or any of that other appearance stuff but you must be confident in your appearance. ideally able to host as I don’t want to risk the feline catching us together in case it comes back. DDF is a non-compromisable prerequisite.
Just ”hey”, or pictures of the tatas or heehee will be an instant ignore. Send me a description of all the wild things we could do together. Aim for minimum 8 paragraphs. Be aware that I am fragile and may need to take things a bit slow, give it two to seven months before we may actually have a phone call or something.
To prove to me you can pay full attention and have read this whole post, include your favourite pattern for shower curtains in your DM.
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