I pray this doesn't end up with me in a bathtub full of ice and a kidney missing, but here goes.
I'm looking for a distraction.
Someone who's interested in a back-and-forth one-upping of great storytelling, witty banter, dark humour, shameless flirting, and bad behaviour. All solid options.
Text and online is fine now, until you fall in love with me and move to the west end.
In case it's important, I'm a city boy who spends as much time as possible in the woods. don't take anything seriously and can be very silly. love good wine, bad weather, and getting away with petty crimes. I'm impossibly attractive and you probably should be too.
Two important things you need to know: I am not single, and I hate Reddit messaging/chat (so the less time we spend on here the better!)
Since you're still reading you're obviously, like, super into me so let's just run away together!
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