Hi there and what is up with everyone today? I hope your day is going well.
So I have noticed a lot of posts from people saying they are the best at eating pussy. I assume they mean the Human version not the feline kind. But to each they're own.
So I like to think I am pretty darn good and in-fact have multiple references. But we can all make spurious claims of being the best. There are lots of contests to determine best swimmer, runner, singer, wrestler, hot dog and pie eater (baked kind apple blueberry etc perv's).
We need to determine in fact who is the best oralist, tongue twirler, god's gift to the all powerful vagina. At least in Toronto. If this goes well we can start a whole championship series and it will start to be sponsored and on TV.
Now we clearly won't need to beg for contestants of all genders to be crowned "Top Tongue" the big problem will be sourcing the judges. So this is a call out to all the legal age, 19 or over, vagina holders who are bold enough to be part of this ground breaking adventure.
I'm still working on the logistics.
Of course this post is pure entertainment and is in jest I hope you had a chuckle to brighten your day just a bit.
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