Hey, how's it going? Sorry if this post is a bit different than the other incredibly explicit posts here. 😳

So, try as I might, I couldn't give away this extra ticket for Cirque du Soleil. I'm an early 40s man who had purchased this ticket to surprise a date with...and that didn't work out. Tried giving the tickets to my parents, who for some unexplainable reason didn't want to go. I asked colleagues, who said they had plans for Cinco de Mayo (which sounds pretty awesome, TBH) and now, as a last resort, I'm asking you, the internet.

Details:

Date and time: May 5th, 7:30pm. Location: Big Top Tent, Lakeshore blvd. Ticket: 2nd row, somewhat center.

FAQs:

• How much will this ticket cost me?

Nothing. I've already paid for it, and it's just going to be wasted if someone doesn't use it.

• Can I have both tickets?

Nope! I'm going to the show, one way or another. I'm not about to give away $400 worth of tickets for free. 🤪

• What if I don't like you?

Good thing we don't have to talk to each other during the show. 🤷

• Do I have to talk with you after the show?

Nope. I mean, to say thanks and goodbye, I guess. Maybe tell me that you enjoyed it? Other than that you don't ever have to see me again.

• Is it going to be strange sitting next to a stranger the entire time?

Maybe, I guess? We can grab dinner before the show to get to know each other if you want. I mean, we have to eat anyway, right?

• Are you going to hit on me?

No. I have crippling anxiety when it comes to hitting on people. Being friends? Great! Flirting? Kill me now.

• Do you want to go with someone your own age?

Nah, I don't really care how old you are. You can be as old as my grandmother, even. Just don't be underage please. Even though this isn't a date, I don't want to go with a literal child to the circus. 😒

• Are the tickets really free?

For you? Yep!

If you're interested, give me a shout! Tell me a little bit about yourself. I'm hoping to go with someone who can carry a bit of a conversation. 🫠

If this post is still up, then the ticket is still available.