Okay so now that I have your attention I'll start this post off with some important information first.

1. I am in an open marriage but I am looking for solo play
2. I am looking for a FRIEND first, sex is better when you're comfortable with eachother and able to push each others buttons and I want someone to chat with... think like... hang out and fuck without the expectations of a relationship or commitment
3. I am super busy the next few weeks with travel so ideally would be down to meet IRL in May once I'm back so again, emphasis on the friend part for now... flirty friends lol

I am a bisexual woman. I have tattoos and piercings. I’m chubby and white. I have a soft tummy and stretch marks. I'm about 5'7. I’ve been told I have a pretty face and nice eyes. I like to send nudes and I am very down to swapping nudes down the line but NOT RIGHT NOW. Let's get to know eachother. I am a nurse. I work a lot of night shifts so tend to be up super late most days and love having a buddy to chat/game with.

I am Wiccan. Politically I am very left leaning and I am sex positive. I live with my husband and my dog. I love to cook and bake, I knit and crochet, and I love all kinds of music but always come back to metal/hardcore/punk. Lately I have been vibing to bands like Grlwood and Sorry Mom. I love going to shows! I have like 5 concerts in the next few months and I’m going to Sick New World in Vegas. I love horror (d’uh). Halloween is my favourite of all time but modern horror is a vibe. I finally saw Nope and loved it.

I play a lot of videogames, lately Overwatch with my girlfriends but I’m also into other FPS games, horror, survival and story based stuff (Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, The Witcher). I play on PC and stream (very not seriously). I don’t watch a ton of television but I am pumped for the new season of Yellowjackets. I don’t really drink but you should be 420 friendly. I generally have an edible every day/night to vibe out.

I am a Scorpio Sun and Pisces Moon. I am emotional and needy at times. I can be bratty. I am sarcastic. I snort laugh. I think communication is very important. If something isn't working for us I would like you to be emotionally available and able to communicate that.

You:

The bare minimum: 25 male, mature and respectful, single or also in an open relationship, DDF, hygenic, soft dom and experienced, not shy, vocal and able to hold a conversation online and in person, into the same things as me (or again, able to have a conversation), down to hangout a minimum once a week/every two weeks. I also am looking for someone who desires seeing me. Someone who asks to see me. I just ended a 5 month FWB situation because I eventually got the ick because he didn't meet my needs. Physically 5'7 or taller. Dad bod/average. Doesn't smoke cigarettes. Likes to give and receive oral and is enthusiatic about pleasing a woman. You should be sex positive and LGBTQIA friendly.

The extras but not deal breakers: able to host on occasion as with my husband and my work schedule sometimes my place just isn't free (especially in the evenings), uncut (literally just a bonus, I think uncut is hot), 6 inches

If you actually made it through my long blob of text and are still interested please send me a DM with some info about yourself. If you send a body picture that's a bonus and if you send a face picture I will send one back. You must be willing to verify identity on snap before meeting IRL as well. I know this sounds super picky but I'm super tired of mediocre hookups at this point. Thank you so much for reading my word vomit! <3