You clicked! You're bratty, I like that ;) Okay let's start this with some fun.. two truths and a lie:

• I've given an African elephant a bath
• I've been shot by someone with an actual gun
• I beat cancer... twice!

What am I looking for?

I'm looking for a FWB/regular hookup scenario with someone who's open minded and can carry a conversation. Location can be within a couple hours of Buffalo, NY.

I'm tall, fairly attractive with a big/linebacker style build. Im successful at work and pretty much mentally healthy.

The good:

• I used to be a massage therapist, so you can look forward to that!
• Emotional safety and communication are so sexy..

The bad: - I get hangry so bring snacks - I sometimes fall asleep while sitting up - You're definitely going to have to put up with more corny memes and dad jokes than you deserve. - Seriously though, I'm not perfect! But if I mess up I'll respect you enough to listen to your side before I get defensive and try my best.

Sexually I'm very experienced, and dominant in the real sense. I'm not into getting mine and then losing interest, or being a jerk. I want to take control and teach you things. I want to fuck your mind before I even touch you. I want you to feel safe enough that we can explore your boundaries. I want to teach you things. I'm STI negative and I will provide test results before we play.

I enjoy: - CNC. Think about me taking liberties with your body. You trying to struggle against me, and the moment you realize that it's useless, and you're clay in my hands. - Bondage, rope play. Now think about rope, laced around your arms and legs while my fingertips trace your skin - Impact play. Have you been a good girl, or do you deserve to be spanked? - Using my lips/mouth. I'm very sensual. After I've tied you up, maybe you'd feel my lips kissing up your thigh, a contrast to the deliberately firm grip of my hands holding you in place. Finally, you'd feel my warm tongue.... okay damn my heart is racing and we haven't even met. Boo. - Much more.. let's chat?

About you:

• Age doesn't really matter to me.
• I'd encourage any ethnicity to reach out :)
• Please be able to hold a conversation
• Have good hygiene and be D/d free

If you're still with me and you're interested in rolling your eyes at me long term then maybe I'm your guy. Send me a message telling me which statement is a lie for the game above. So looking forward to meeting you :)