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Picture it. We are at a dimly lit, quiet bar, but it won’t stay quiet for long. Hidden inside your purse is a wifi enabled portable speaker. Suddenly, the room is filled with the sweet, sweet sound of the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers classic “Islands in the Stream” pumping from your little speaker as we sing along in a duet, moving across the bar in a La La Land-esque sequence, turning that once quiet bar into a karaoke bar that no one asked for. As the crowd begs for an encore, we make our exit and have mind blowing sex.
We go to an open mic night at a comedy bar. We take turns going into excruciating detail of the time we lost our respective virginities, taking over sharing to the max. After we’ve both regaled the crowd with the successes and failures of our first time and, as the belly busting laughs mixed with general looks of disgust continue on, we duck out and have sex.
We meet at CB2 on Queen street in our best club gear. We move around the furniture store, asking patrons and employees where we can get a drink and where’s the music at. “Isn’t this the big bop?” Resigned to the fact that the bop’s been closed for over a decade, we sit on a display couch and drink from a flask. Then we leave and, well, you know.
Please notify me of your selection via DM. Me: male, mid 40s, fit/attractive.
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