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Hey there! As I'm writing this is the last minute of September 21, so I did remember, the 21st night of September. In addition it's also officially the first day of fall, which means I've shed my hot girl summer self and have metamorphosised into Autumnal Girl Sloth.
In the interest of total disclosure, my summer self and Autumn self are pretty similar, much like fall in Texas.
That sounded a lot better in my head. Regardless, I'm looking for you!
You with the love of dogs and desire to cuddle on the couch and watch true crime documentaries. It's about to start being dark at 5 pm and I'm now officially too old to go out once it's dark because I have a hard time seeing at night.
Things I bring to this equation:
- Soft squishy body
- Lots of blankets
- TV with sound bar and I still turn the closed captioning on because I can't pay attention without it
- Snacks on snacks on snacks
- Willing to go do activities, such as breweries, ghost hunts, sports ball (gonna be real honest with you, I don't understand football, but I am extremely good at yelling at referees and i pick up chants quickly), seasonally appropriate activities *Dog, 70 pounds of love and extra cuddles
If this sounds like an interesting prospect please submit your application. The interview process is a rigorous one, but highly enjoyable, plus you get to go home with the knowledge that you met someone who's met Bill Nye, The Science Guy.
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