Im still laughing at my ridiculous title for this post. Lol but its authenticity Amber, so oh well!

Hello! I hope you're having a great weekend/morning! Mine was pretty good- got a lot done around the house, but I did find myself yearning to share it with someone else. Decided to give Reddit a try again and see if maybe my Mister is out there. Lol

Id love to find someone to chat about the day to day with; someone to send me a message at 2pm just to make blush at work. Someone I can go on adventures with and watch new shows with. Kinda guy who plays Mario Bros with me while we have a drink. Ill have bourbon... Its important to note its always bourbon lol. I definitely have a playful personality mixed with a bit of a dreamer.

Please be within 10hrs of Maine. This is my biggest request for what I am seeking. I am very much a physical connection kind of person, & want someone I can make memories with!

I love kids but don't have any, and don't want to have any biologically. I am 420 friendly, social drinking friendly- but for all you methheads... Im sorry, I draw the line 😅 Im 5'10 and plus size. I have pics and please do too. I work a lot. I play games in my down time (Switch, Xbox, Playstation) Sorry PC gamers.... You sit with the methheads in my story Lololol I like nerds! Nerd out nd tell me all about that shit I don't understand. Gets me excited 😂 I tend to poke fun/be an ass... But all in good fun. Id love to find someone who also likes that sort of banter. Prefer bigger men but I dont discriminate. Not here to help you cum- looking for something beyond that.

Please be emotionally available, truly single, employed, and not into feces. The amount of times I have heard someone tell me they are into that on Reddit is alarming. Lol.

Please include your asl in your DM. If you dont know what that is, youre too young for me. 30-45 age range.