Who am I?

Over the years I’ve worn a few hats - VR kiosk operator, animal educator, member of the council of Qual’Garoosh. But at the core I’m just one of those goofy silly goofster guys. Like Peewee Herman, or Eric Andre, or Beetlejuice. A lover of the absurd & surreal, will always prefer a movie that leaves me more questions than answers, rather than media that spoonfeeds tropes & themes. Someone who understands “respect opposing viewpoints/opinions” applies to stuff like whether pineapple should be on pizza or not (who cares? eat what you like), not whether systemic racism is an issue or not. And will always consider myself an entertainer at heart who lives for his own amusement - if others were to enjoy my creations and lamentations, that’s pretty a wesome - but I’m completely content cracking myself up with the weird worlds I conjure up. Physically I’m just under 6 ft tall, mixed chocolate, dark curls, often bespectacled, slim/average build. Often told my smile is as infectious as my laugh.

Who are you?

Preferably in your flirty forties, but more importantly you’ve kept a passion for life & laughter no matter what age. Maybe you’re super successful in your field, a savant of skill and style…or maybe you’re continuing to grow into the things you truly want as an individual. But that you’re happy with who you are regardless, that being content with life itself isn’t tied to those outside circumstances, and you’d love a partner to share in that happiness of life with. Creativity and passion in any area is always a positive trait to me, so even if your passions don’t totally align with mine, having that enthusiasm to share what you love & learn of what your partner loves is something I genuinely offer myself and hope you have as well. Can’t say it hurts at all either if you’re blonde with a big butt (and big rest of body) but a flat butted black haired woman can still be immensely attractive, so while physical attraction does have importance, the overall connection definitely matters to me more.

(Some) Things I Love

Any and all cats. Beats, rhymes, life. Greek mythology stories and ancient cryptids. Competition and games of all kinds. A freshly cleaned bong. 90% of stuff on adult swim. Escape rooms, riddles, and other mind teasers. Little lizards. Oreo or caramel anything. Trying to learn even more about the things we love, even when it reaches that difficulty spike. Pampering the people I care for. BBQ ribs. Keeping a clean & organized living space. The “just the tip” game. Honest communication, intimate cuddles, and roaring laughter. Platform fighters. Pokémon. Intertwining passions & people I love. Making up weird names & expounding on the TheGooAgenda. You?

Dealbreakers

Not into the heavy religious, or even heavy spiritual if it consumes you with pseudoscience/replacing “God” with “the universe”. Big fan of 420 and would hope for similar - not a drinker/anything else user but just would prefer someone in control of what they do. No kids myself, totally fine if you have kids, probably don’t want any biological kids myself (adoption/fostering much more preferable but not totally opposed to creating more life). Must be open to pets (not too many), especially cats. Open to discussion but pretty certain on monogamy - at the least, definitely not into a relationship where we would go out and have intimate/sexual/romantic connections with others separately. Don’t work a 9-5 and probably never will (or be the main breadwinner) - ambitious for creating and helping the areas I love, but 0 desire for that equating to professional success. Would make a pretty great househusband though - I naturally like to keep things clean, have heard good things about my massages, and make a pretty mean baked ziti! Trans rights are human rights, Black Lives Matter, 2020 election wasn’t stolen - basic human decency and common sense stuff.

Kink Stuff

Sex & physical intimacy definitely is important for me in a real connection. Consider myself a sub leaning switch, definitely big preference for someone dominant leaning who enjoys taking the lead/controlling things. Love the close bond that develops from ANR/ABF. More into gentle/sensual/slow teasing than aggressive/forceful side of things. Generally very giving, love oral and pleasing my partner. Very into sharing our thoughts and exploring together, a fan of roleplay/some taboo themes, freeuse kinda, and just being playful together. Would want to call you the M word at times …doesn’t have to be something you deeply love yourself, but if you’re more repulsed than excited/soothed by being called mommy, we’re probably not the best fit. More stuff in my other posts here that you can read about if you like.

Summation

I’m a guy on the cusp of his 30’s who would really love to build a deep bond with someone. Where we can be our authentic selves, feel truly safe and at home together, and build a deep relationship. I want a partner I can pamper and care for, to support one another and have true companionship. To intertwine our passions, and ideally we already share some deep loves - whether it be laughter, animation, witty writing…fantastical worlds and creatures, as well as the beauty of our own flora & fauna…or playing games, competing & growing, working together as a team as well as putting one another to the rest of a good challenge. Something fairly fluid and female led/dominant in the sexual aspect, sharing in a lot of intimacy and closeness. And, in a way, a best friend on a level different than any before.

If this post resonates with you, please feel free to reach out and let me know. Would love to hear from someone 10 years older who’s also in Los Angeles, but I’ve got no expectations, and I’m to however this connection could be found. So if that’s you, let’s chat, feel out our chemistry, meet for lunch one day if we’re close enough…and go with whatever feels right. If we’re lucky, we can find that these two bags of bones & goo have something special together, and we can start on something wondrous.

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