I'd say the title is accurate in describing myself and the type of person I'm looking for, which is a chubby, nerdy woman around my age interested in pursuing something romantic and fun.

Speaking as if you may be the person I'm looking for, you don't have to be local to my area, state, or country. You don't have to have all the same interests I do, just a few. And I'm willing to talk to you, regardless of your race or ethnicity. The most you really have to be is an honest, open-minded, non-judgemental, communicative chubby nerd with an affectionate side and a kinky side.

I've never been particularly good at describing myself, but I'll at least try here. Physically, I'm a short and chubby guy with dark brown hair and blue eyes. I often sport a beard too, but shave it off when it gets annoying. I could talk to you about my kinks and stuff, but the most you need to know is that I'm dominant and like big chests.

My overall favorite hobby is gaming, even if I do it less these days than I used to. If it's a retro game I remember playing or something I heard about but never played, I'm usually into it. Retro games are easier to play on a potato laptop as well, so that's most of my game libraries. But I do like the Fallout series, the Mass Effect series, the Doom series, and other long-running franchises for the most part. I could probably tell you about more obscure games I've played.

My second favorite hobby is listening to music, and my favorite overall genre is metal. Mostly 90s metal, but also classic stuff like Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, etc. Some 2000s stuff and a select amount of modern stuff too. I collect CDs and occasionally little trinkets as well.

My third favorite hobby is reading, and the one I really need to catch up on. My favorite book genres are science fiction and non-fiction, and I've read at least four Mass Effect books (one is a giant comic book, though). I still have Neuromancer, Masters of Doom, and some Star Wars books (Darth Bane trilogy) to read before I add more to my collection.

If I interest you, feel free to message me and ask questions or tell me about yourself. Selfies and descriptions are also welcome, if you want me to know anything about you when we start talking. I hope to talk to you soon!