Hi cuties of Reddit! I just got a big promotion at work so, like the title says, I’ve been hella busy and stressed lately. I also consider myself a switchy slut with a lot of kinks who, in the past, has kept herself busy with a large rotation of cuties making their way into her bed (a lot have been from Reddit tbh, y’all are fun). But, considering *gestures at life*, it’s been a minute since I’ve had the time or energy to fuck someone new. I’d like to change that. Maybe you can help fulfill my needs?

Me: Early 30s, BBW/fat (not chubby or curvy, I’m actually fat), tattoos/piercings (ears/nose), unwaxed, vaccinated, DDF. Think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian with big black glasses and even bigger tits. Live alone and can host in central Brooklyn.

You: 25-49, vaccinated, DDF, and single. Preference for folks on the slim to fit to dad bod side of things. Can hold a conversation. Love BBWs/fat girls/whatever you want to call us. Seriously, the more you're into my body the better. Totally down with chubby chasers / fat fetishists / FAs / feeders.

Kinks: I love people who know and love that I’ve gotten around a bit. Maybe you want to hear about all the filthy shit I’ve gotten up to? I love to share. Other things I love include, but are not limited to, being worshipped (like I said, the more you love BBWs the better, and it’s rare for me that men have put my pleasure above — or even on an equal level to — theirs), free use, groups (got a friend?), breast play ( ANR / ABF), rough (but not mean) sex, being finger fucked or fisted, giving head, breeding/creampies (but I only play safe with new partners). That's just a small sampling. (Note for the subs out there: I'm into everything from GFD/mommydom to hotwifing/cuckolding to crossdressing to chastity and beyond). Hard limits are fluids beyond spit and cum, anal, pain, gagging, etc. I’m also not looking for anything consistent, just a one time thing (unless we like REALLY hit it off).

If you want a response, chat me (don’t DM): Your age, a little info about who you are, why you like big women, and a photo (face / torso / dick / whatever you're comfortable with). Also tell me your favorite food so I know you read this whole thing.

Also this should go without saying but like… please be nice? Why do people think being kinky/into rough sex means they can slide into my DMs acting like a dick. No thanks.

Thanks for reading. :)