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Well hello, future wife. I'm glad you could make it and that your vision is working correctly. That's a good sign since you're the Apple of my eye. That's a computer pun and sight pun together in one shot. You're welcome.
I'm your future husband, that lovable rascal who you roll your eyes at at least twice an hour. When you're not rolling your eyes, they're sparkling cause I'm treating you like the goddess you are with massages, words of affirmation, snacks, helping with chores and more massages. I'm the type of boy who only has eyes for his girl, you won't catch me looking at anyone else, asking to be poly in the future or texting your friends unless we're planning a surprise party for you. It's at 7, at your favourite restaurant and there will be two different kinds of cake, three if we include dat ass but that's just for me.
When I'm not making you want to renew our vows every day, you can find me reading fiction, watching tv, watching movies, working on my zombie survival plans and occasionally playing a game if I have time. I also work but it's nothing glamorous and I'm not rich so I'm sorry to disappoint all you lurking gold diggers.
I don't care what you look like but if you step on the scale at in starts with a 2, you're my type. I'm 6'2, about 280, bearded, blue eyes and Caucasian. I look like a chubby lumberjack.
I'm unwinding with The Sandman tonight on Netflix and I think I might make myself some BLTs and crack open a rosé. It's just me here so come say hi and let's start something special.
Serious inquiries only.
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