Me:5’11-BBW-Teacher-Innately Motherly

I started dating a little late in the game but I think I’m getting the hang of it. You find someone who has similar goals, and who can communicate through your inevitable differences. Well, I have spent a lot of time exploring the communication part, only to discover they either don’t want kids, aren’t ready, or are unsure.

And since my mind craves efficiency like Whitney Houston’s nose craved those thin white lines, I’m here on Reddit to sort through these levels of compatibility and find the right sperm for me.

But, myobvioususername, is this really the place to find your Goldilocks sperm? You may ask in a judgmental tone.

Yes! Where else am I surrounded by the nerds of the world in all their glory? I know I won’t be satisfied with any other. I want the curiosity, obsession, passion, intellect, and mild-moderate socially awkward behavior.

IT managers to the front of the line please.

But seriously, I want someone who will spark and fan the flame of curiosity within our children. And yes, you will also need to be able to formulate comebacks rather quickly. I don’t want to watch in shame, as our children crucify you in a battle of the wits. Don’t burden me with the duality of disappointment and great pride in a singular moment.

Ideally I would have 3 kids one after the other. I want to continue working, I am a teacher and imagine working from home during the childrens’ early years and then launching business ventures once they get older. I would love someone who could balance the responsibility of daily care with me.

Other then building a life together, I would also like to build other tangible things. Possibly made of wood? The material doesn’t matter, just know I like DIY and am not afraid to get dirty. Unless it’s diarrhea, you’re gonna have to handle the diarrhea, I’ll take the vomit.

TLDR; Tall (5’11) BBW looking for a clever partner who wants at least three kids and has the option of working remotely or with flexible schedule to aid in the child-rearing.