Hello various dregs of society,
Regret sex is the best sex.
So here's the deal: I fuck all your holes and treat you like a veritable cumdumpster.
You squirt harder than a powerhose because you have mental issues all of which can be solved by having your brains fucked out via your twat.
But then, you feel buyer's remorse, "omg, what did I just do?!" as you cry gently in your pillow while listening to shitty Avril Lavigne songs.
Your tears can be used to lubricate my cock to shove deep up your ass, I'll go deeper then when you buried your grandparents at their funeral. R.I.P. butthole.
I like hairy twats or the various slag that is a special kind of feminist or environmentalist, that has an Oedipus complex and actually wants to subconsciously fuck their dads.
So gross!....I like it.
So here's the gist of this:
Be fucked like a dumb whore and treated like a cocksleeve.
Cry.
And get fucked harder.
If you are a curious type, why not treat yourself to big dick?
Don't you want to be completely devoured and have that dirty feeling that I am sucking your soul out of your pussy while making you cum in every conceivable way?
I might use handcuffs on you and spank you.
If you're a pain slut, I am pretty vicious.
So write me hoes!
Open to FTM but I don't like facial hair. Have a pussy. Be particularly whorish and I like massive carrot clitorises. Like the size of Mr Burns nose from the Simpsons
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