Another pure banger by ThePussyEater number 1, ladies :
Dear Santa,
I am from France (keep reading please, I swear it's not that bad), and I arrived here in Montreal not so long ago but the only few people I know are all celebrating with their family. I don't give this capitalistic crap of a day much importance usually, but for some reason this year I feel quite sad about spending it alone. Forget about the toys, it's almost 2025 and I know you've been into human trafficking lately, you ol' basterd. Amazon didn't spare you I guess.
So, in a desperate attempt, I write you this letter on the r4r reddit sub, hoping that any female would like to spend some jolly merry Christmas time with me tonight or tomorrow. Santa, please believe me when I say this, but it doesn't even have to involve sex. If that person could bring a board game or a switch, I'll have a bottle of wine or two, we'll order something good, and we can have some nice conversation and a little bond watching the snow fall from my window. I currently have an apartment in Le Plateau and would be delighted to host, but I can also travel if needed. Appearance does not really matter, though my straight ass does not want some platonic bromance for tonight, I am sorry. I know I'm asking for a lot, Santa but please, it would make this holiday season so much nicer, and way less depressing if you could send me someone.
With much love, from someone who always believed in you,
ThePussyEater number 1.
PS : if you're interested you can find some more info about me on my profile, in my previous post. But I would also love to just talk with you and get to know each other through message first if you want. Hope to hear from you very soon!
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