Daddy issues? Oh gosh yes.

Mental issues that make you feel that you are in a perpetual state of mental fuckery?

Oh yes.

Younger lady (adult) but into older guys that reminds them of their dad they never knew?

Come to me.

Being roughed up worse than a pack of hyenas attacking its prey and liking it more than a fat kid loves cake?

Zip zop zoom mother fucker. Yes..

Being humiliated and treated worse than greyhound customer service or air canada?

Oh baybee.

Being tall or a tiny 4 foot something mccroquette?

Ah yes.

I want some excitement. Not you typical bores that talk about shit no one cares about.

A woman with an edge where her puss is a nexus to joy and thrills.

No sandpaper pussy women that make you feel dryer than a raisin.

I am open from ages 18 to 45.

If you are a cougar and you purr like you are in heat and need man flesh to function, reach out.

If you are a freaky couple and you want to see your wife get fucked into the next dimension, I will pummel her pussy into the next province.

If you're one of those redflags sissies, abstain, I don't give a fuck about you or your standards as you get cucked by life/society/etc.

Conversely, if you want me to shove a red flag up your asshole as I fuck your pussy hard, feel free to reach out with the red flag (bring your own).

If you're a feminist that wants to get humiliated and fucked so hard you start to question your paradigms, reach out.

If you're angry at men and need an outlet by having cock so deep down your throat you get into a meditative state questioning your life choices, dm me.

If you have a really big ass and the moon gravitates around it, sit on my face so that I can have a near death experience and pure bliss.

If you have really heavy big tits and you want to netflix and chill as I use them as flesh pillows, come be a dear.

That's all, reach out to me and I will fuck you harder than the government does during tax season.