Hey miss!

Honestly, another Xmas season/winter single is a drag and I'm not ashamed to say it.

Not that I wanna meet your parents and go carolling (well...maybe the carolling if it's extremely disorganized) but if you're a woman who...

• lives in Montreal
• is over 30
• considers yourself fun, funny and conventionally attractive
• and is frankly perhaps even a little insulted that the holidays are coming and your plans so far are to eat raw cookie dough and cry alone to Miracle on 34th Street

...drop me a line.

Me: 6'2, handsome (shaved head, well trimmed beard, green/blue eyes, mild dad bod) fun, intelligent, single guy here; totally sober (although if you enjoy a little of the ol' holiday cheer, doesn't bother me); not looking for anything super serious, obviously, but you never know. If we really click I wouldn't shrug at it.

But anyways, for now, if someone to stare at shiny lights, make out with in pyjamas* and hold hands with like those fucking cloyingly annoying happy people we see everywhere at this time of year do and go on fun dates...

Send me a DM! Je suis complètement bilingue. Verdun area

*I don't wear pyjamas. Sweatpants optional.