J'ai une préférence pour les single moms et les artistes à cheveux bleue genre woke.
J'aimerais mieux pas attendre autour d'une carousel pour pick up les single mom or un arcade.
But here is the thing, I also like married moms who's husbands are okay with them exploring another person's sausage party.
Do I have humor? Maybe.
But I am like steve irwin hunting for some puss in the wild and trying to snag one in her nest.
Is it possible you have friends and you and your best friend share everything?
Well guess what, you can sample my shawarma and pita bread is on the house.
What's that? You have green hair and watched the she-hulk series several times and you can flex your glutes harder than anyone can pop a golf ball out of their vagine?
I am the one for you.
What's this? You are an avant garde Bohemian artiste that can twirl their metaphorical mustachio like Dali could...
You are the one for me.
What's this? You squirt sweet ambrosia nectar out of your tittles and you are a single mom looking for your stress relief?
I am the emotional tampon for you.
You're married and you want to sample a sausage from a different culture? And your puss gets wetter than an oasis in the Sahara desert and glistens like a Krispy kreme donut at the idea of nibbling on other D?
Well gosh, I have been waiting for you on the sofa laying sideways wanting to be drawn like a French girl.
Feel free to inbox me, I bite and nibble in all the right places.
My bits are satisfying and I am DDF.
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