*If this post is still up, I welcome your response.

I'll begin with the TL:DR

I want someone who occasionally needs fun, uncomplicated, great sex, with no other obligations. That's it!

Ok, maybe it's not quite that simple - but it's not that complicated either.

I don't want this to be two people that don't really get along just mindlessly using each other's bodies. That kind of sounds awful. Instead, I want our time together to be a fun, exhilarating treat.

Here's the bullet-point version of what I want:

• Strong physical attraction where we can't wait to rip each others' clothes off
• Being amazing sexual partners to each other
• Honesty, trust and respect - no stds or unwelcome surprises, being unafraid to say if you need to call it off, etc.
• No worrying about communication gaps or clinginess. We may have the occasional text conversation, but no worries if we don't.
• We're reasonably available when the other really needs to fuck, but otherwise uninvolved in each others' lives.

So, whether you call it FWB's, A Booty Call, Fuck Buddies, Sex Pals, A Regular Hookup, Netflix and Chill Partners, Fuck Toys, Platonic Intimacy, NSA, or whatever, that's what I want.

ABOUT YOU

Age: Open. If you think you're the one I'm looking for, send a message. I'm open to age gaps, especially if you're a mature 20-something or a very youthful 60-something. I'm equally open to those closer to my age. (Please do not message if you are under 18!)

I like genuinely good human beings, intelligence, creativity and people who are passionate about something, no matter what it might be - especially if I can learn something from you.

Physically, I don't have a specific "type," but I tend to be attracted to women who range from petite to athletic to healthy/average. I love great smiles and expressive eyes. As a guy, of course tits and ass turn me on, but not in any particular shape or size.

I'm irresistibly attracted to women with a publicly-perfect / secretly-slutty dichotomy.

ABOUT ME:

Here are my basic stats: I'm 49 but I look and act younger. I'm 6'1", 185lbs, 7.5" shaved/trimmed and in excellent working condition. (If you're the post-history perusing type, you probably already know most of what's written here. And what I look. And what I look like naked)

I'm clean, highly educated, and professionally and socially successful. I smell really good. I am 100% disease free. I'm a social drinker, and a non-smoker.

I have a quick wit, I am pretty unflappable, and I am comfortable in nearly any environment. If you have seen Californication, I'm like a Midwestern version of Hank Moody, capable of turning boring situations into some form of excitement.

I have an insatiable oral fixation, a mild to moderate sexual addiction, and I'm a bit of an exhibitionist. In spite of that last sentence, I have had only 3 sexual partners in the last 10 years. Part of that is me being very selective, part is due to occasional instances of surprising self-control. However, I've defimitely used up what little self-control I have, and I've got a decade or so of pent up desire just waiting for you to exploit!

If you have a kink or a fantasy don't be afraid to tell me! I'm open to whatever turns you on, with the caveat that I am 100% straight.

I crave mental and physical stimulation. I love surprises, like finding out you are wearing a short skirt with nothing underneath. Or meeting you for the first time, and being greeted by a passionate kiss and your hand on my cock before either of us have spoken a word. This is your opportunity to be completely uninhibited, so take advantage of it! It takes a lot to scare me off.

Finally, here are my dealbreakers

Please, do **NOT** respond if you:

* Have a STD.

* Are a lousy kisser.

* Are under 18.

* Are content spending life mindlessly following dull routines.

* Are a habitual user of hard drugs.

* Have a history of cannibalism.

* Cannot reach orgasm unless you are ripping me to shreds with a bullwhip.

* Are a vile human being.

* Are not able to occasionally meet within a reasonable distance of Kansas City (KC, Overland Park, Leawood areas are ideal)