[Hi there! Apologies in advance for the long post but we’d really appreciate it if you read and processed the whole thing before reaching out to us. As you probably know by now, there seem to be a lot of dishonest and/or plain lazy people on here with some strange ulterior motives that we’d generally prefer to avoid. In an effort to try to make something really great happen, let’s keep things as forward and honest as possible and know that we just simply won’t reply to any messages that don’t jive with what‘s written here. Thanks!]

We’re a couple of long-time best guy-friends looking for someone (or a couple of best lady-friends!) who’d not only thoroughly enjoy being in the middle of a threesome with two men both focused completely on you, but to also potentially establish an ongoing connection with us. We’re definitely hetero but completely comfortable with one another, and we’ve chatted about doing this enough times to know that we both share a passion for spoiling and giving immense pleasure to our partners, and now we’d like to explore the possibility of finding the right woman (or women) to establish this type of arrangement/relationship with.

A bit about us: We’re both very tall (well over 6’), strong men who exercise regularly, despite our desk jobs. Neither of us are meatheads or swimsuit models by any means, but we’re both active/fit/hwp and conventionally attractive white guys with blonde hair, blue eyes, and nice dispositions. We’re both friendly and outgoing extroverted-types who like to have fun but also understand the importance of mutual respect, empathy, safety and compassion. We’re both educated beyond just standard bachelor’s degrees and both hold professional-level career positions in fields we care deeply about. Politically, we‘re both liberal progressives with strong opinions, so Trumpettes beware: don’t bother, it won’t work out. We’re also both very clean, hygienic, trimmed, STD-free (both regularly tested and serious about keeping this safe and care-free), and fully vaccinated/boosted. It should go without saying that neither of us is interested in disrupting anyone’s life in any way, we’d just like a friend (or friends) – in the truest sense of the term – to hang out and enjoy life with while having a mutually beneficial and safe “escape” for all involved. We trust each other completely and are looking for someone to extend that trust to, in both directions.

Over the many years we’ve known each other, we’ve both managed to find ourselves in situations where each of us has heard, seen, and/or walked-in on the other having sex, and more recently we’ve decided that we’d really like to combine our powers and give someone the ride of her life! We’d love to hear exactly what this could/should look like for you: don’t be shy - tell us what you’d like or don’t like or just say that you want to give up control for awhile; we’re eager to please. Your limits are our limits and we’re up for pretty much anything as long as it starts with you excited to see us and ends with you dripping wet and shaking uncontrollably, all smiles from ear-to-ear.

Our goal is to build up a discreet relationship with someone in order for this to become an ongoing thing, developing trust and openness rather than just a one-and-done fling. We want to find the right partner for whom we can become the guys you can call on whenever you NEED it, whether it’s one or both of us, together or individually - there’s no jealousy between us. And hey, hanging out over drinks from time to time wouldn’t hurt either. This will be a first for both of us, so it’ll be as much a learning experience for us as it may be for you.

If you’re reading this and thinking that it’s something you’d like to explore, please know that we’re wide open in terms of considering all ages, races, status, etc., but just ask that you be an honest, STD-free, cisgender woman with reliable birth control in-play (not because we’re opposed to condoms, but accidents can happen and we’d rather not have the drama). Send us a direct message and let’s start a conversation to feel things out. Include the title of something memorable you’ve read, watched, or listened to recently in the subject line so we know you’ve read this far. We imagine starting off in-person with a (safe) meetup in public to get to know each other a bit and see if we hit it off and feel good about heading down this path together. It cannot be stressed enough that we fully and completely recognize that you’ll be the one putting yourself in an unquestionably risky situation here, so aside from starting with a chat and moving at your pace, please let us know if there’s anything else we can do to put you at ease with possibly/eventually meeting us in-person. We both believe that complete trust is of the utmost importance in a potential arrangement like this and we’re absolutely committed to establishing that with the right person.

Thanks so much for reading all the way to the end and if this post is still up then we’re still looking!

P.S. We’ve posted a similar ad before and ended up chatting with a few very cool ladies about this, but for one reason or another (jobs, schedules, life, etc.) we still haven’t found the right fit and are continuing the search. Feel free to reach out again if you’re still interested! We’ll try our best to reply to everyone.