Sure ... we are all cooped up doing the masks properly and not hooking up at bars, right? Thus, the 307 dudes to the 1 female on this site. But alas, we dudes are trying. But now I have an actual real work trip to the most exotic locale of Springfield, MO!!
Here is my pitch.... 40 something attached (isn't everyone on reddit?) here with a decent dad bod. Professional. Work in an office and can make decent conversation. Will probably awkwardly flirt and if there is a decent connection ... you might be lucky enough for me to wow you with some mediocre naked time. Best 13.8 seconds disease free fun you will have all day.
If anything, I am fun and not bad looking(?) I do offer a solid inch and half of quivering fury that will make you want to.... probably move on to the next posting. There are plenty of options. So at the end of the night when your choices are limited at the bar and you had one too many bud light seltzers, I might be worth a look? Or not. It's reddit, so who really gives a flying fuck, right?
Bonus ... I am only in Springfield for a night... maybe more in the future if work goes well. Happy hunting on this site.
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