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Me: 6 feet tall, just under 7ā cut, thin, very bi, chill, fun, affectionate. Can host sometimes, maybe half the time.
You: Thin or fit (I want a similar body type and no, donāt like super muscular guys either), no older than 46 (I mean it), also chill, preferably bi. Can also host sometimes. The more you can host, the more we can cum.
Looking for a regular jobud I can get together with at least once a week, sometimes two or three, sometimes as many times as our dicks can handle. NOT a romantic relationship but a real IRL friend I can also talk and bond and hang out with just doing normal stuff. Preferably bi because I jerk to straight and gay porn equally, but more importantly because I donāt have bi friends and I want someone I can trust and talk with about what itās like dealing with bisexuality. Maybe ābromanceā is the right word, I donāt know. Anyway, Iām looking for a dependable jerk bud whoās a relentless horndog but also capable of being a good, maybe even best friend.
Hereās the thing: donāt write me if youāre not sure you want something like this. The reason I said bi and didnāt say bi curious is I donāt have time for flakes and I donāt have time to beg a scared straight dude to pull the trigger and meet up with me. I came out years ago and I am comfortable in my sexuality and Iām not trying to deal with repressed bros who are gonna ghost when time comes to get face to face. If Iām interested in you, Iām not gonna disappear after chatting for days or weeks getting comfortable. I expect the same.
Not saying I have something against inexperienced guys. If youāre really sure you want to try this, write me! Iām super patient and understanding and will help make sure youāre comfortable...and then Iāll make you cum harder than any girl ever could. But seriously...I have a demanding job. Donāt waste my time. Donāt come at me if youāre not trying to cum with me. Fair?
Doesnāt matter to me what your relationship status is, if it doesnāt matter to you.
IMPORTANT: I meet in public ONLY the first time. In a bar or a restaurant. I donāt go to a strangerās house and get naked, and I would never be dumb enough to ask a stranger to come to MY house. Straight guys have a serious problem with this and 100% of the time ghost when I tell them this, so know that if you respond to me thatās the deal and I will NOT back down on it. My safety and comfort are important and so are yours. Iāve heard way too many guys say āSomeone I know might see me.ā What, drinking? In a bar? With a male?! Look, if you can suck a dick you can sit in public with a friend, and if thatās a problem for you then your repression and homophobia is not my issue to calm.
Look. Iām just a horny bi dude who shoots big loads and wants to put on big ass, big titty, big dick porn and goon the fuck out with a hot boy and jizz all over each other. It does not need to be any more complicated than that, but somehow straight dudes keep making it so.
If you reply to me, state your age first. Letās jerk!
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