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38[m4f]#StL/Saint Charles - Secretly, I am a gorilla
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liamneesoninanissan is a male age 38 looking for a female in StL/Saint
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So it's Friday and I'm sitting here. A little bored. A little lonely. A little tired...God, I'm always tired. I thought it might be nice to talk to someone and and see if we can turn it into a lifelong relationship that people will write books about, or maybe just a normal relationship, either works. Having said that, please be at least somewhat local to me. I'm about 40 minutes west of the city. I would like to actually meet at some point so if you're 5 hours away I don't see that working out.

Why should you talk to me? I respond pretty quickly (when Reddit actually tells me I have a message) and actually say things. I will never respond with just an "ok", "lol", "yep" and I would expect the same of you. I have no problems with small talk. Tell me about your day, tell me what you did, tell me everything thought you think, it's all good. I won't ask you for nude pictures in the first message we exchange, I'll wait until the second one (:) jk). I won't ask you for sex immediately (unless you're into that...but you're not into that...are you?). I enjoy pretty normal things in life. I like to watch movies, as well as a couple tv series though I usually just end up watching random stuff on YouTube or TikTok videos. I like to cook stuff because I enjoy eating good food. Tacos, steak, chicken wings, stuff like that can't be beat. I like games be they video or board/card/etc. I love animals. I have multiple dogs. They are large, they like to cuddle, they will want to cuddle with you and they will not take no for answer, they sleep in the bed. If you have issues with any of that, or have terrible animal allergies, then we are not right for each other. I like football but it's the off-season.

Things I don't like include bars, huge social gatherings as I'm rather introverted, politics, and Joe Buck.

Boring information:

37, no kids, maybe average looking on a good day, white, light brown hair, blue eyes, 6'2, 245lbs, no tattoos, no beard, don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs, no diseases of any kind, employed (WFH!), own a house, own a car, not completely insane.

So send me a message. I'm open to any age younger up to let's say 5 years older than me, any body type (except maybe the SSBBW, no hate, just not my thing), personality is going to play a big part in if I'm attracted to you or not but physicality is of course part of it. I'm open to exchanging pictures pretty quickly so if you think I'm ugly we won't have wasted each other times. My grandmother says I'm very handsome though.

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a female
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