First off, before we begin I need to be 100% up front about something……
I was born with a 3rd leg 😳
You’ve heard of Pete Davidson? Him and I have a lot in common (massive penis)
Second thing, that first thing is bull shit. I’m not gigantic, just slightly huge.
3rd, I’m just fucking with you, I’m quite average 🙈 But I bet I caught your attention or at least made you laugh a little
As the titles says I’m divorcing. I just acquired a new place for me and my son(s) and I’m looking to get back out there and see who I can see.
Vitals: - 45 - 5’9” - Shoulder length salt and pepper undercut (typically braided or in a bun) - Lip piercing - Unicorn dad bod - Gainfully employed - Can host on my days off from daddy duty
What I want is any of the combination of the following:
- Friends
- Dates
- Cuddles
- Movie or Game nights
- Smoking partner (420 friendly/tolerant is a must)
- Concert buddy
- Recipe tester
- Intimacy enjoyer
- Consistent playmate
If I labeled everything this listing wouldn’t end. Basically I’m looking to check the vibes and act accordingly
Not interested in: - New mom for my boys (we have the parenting covered) - Someone seeking an immediate long term relationship (divorce not final, I’m still to emotionally unavailable) - Anyone trying to meet my kids right away (even if well intentioned this is a red flag for me)
Hit me up and I’ll send you SFW pics. Let’s do this! I promise I’m worth the effort
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