CONDITIONS FOR CONTACTING ME

1. No religion/superstitions. This includes, but is not limited to belief in: Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam, Daoism, Sikhism, the afterlife, astrology, alien visitation, ghosts, cryptids, "alternative medicine", crystal healing, Reiki, Homeopathy, general conspiracy theory.
2. No children. This includes, but is not limited to: already having kids, having kids that are over 18, having kids in someone else's legal custody, being pregnant, wanting kids in the future, not currently wanting kids but may "change your mind" in the future.
3. No polyamory bullshit. This includes open relationships, open marriages, and having friends with benefits. "Single" means no other current relationships.
4. No MAGAs or Qultists. I'm not going to listen to your bullshit.

I'm just looking for a single, childfree, godless, plus-sized woman. That's it. It helps if she is near the Midwest and near my age. I'm so fucking tired of being single. I'm so fucking tired of being contacted by moms, Christians, and bored housewives. I'm so fucking tired of different combinations of being ignored, ghosted, and/or blocked. I'm so fucking tired of spending hours on dating websites and only getting messages from bots. I'm so fucking tired of all of this bullshit. Someone, please help me end it by being the person that I've been trying to meet for years.

For those who can't read, I've created a helpful visual reference:

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ABOUT ME

Atheist, skeptic, antinatalist, misanthrope, efilist. Introvert, deep thinker, politically left-leaning voter. Scientific and evidence-based worldview. Has some mental quirks. Not the best but not the worst in social situations. Not an animal person. Other likes: PC gaming, PC hardware, horror stories, very hot/spicy food, creative writing (fiction and non-fiction), drinking alcohol. Gainfully employed in IT career. Has own house in a suburb of Bloomington, Indiana. Drives a hybrid car. Debt-free. Disease-free. Vasectomy. Exclusively attracted to plus-sized women. Caucasian, long blonde hair, earrings, average body size. Pictures available upon request.